Friday, January 29, 2010


I guess they don't get internet access in the mountains of Afghanistan and Pakistan.  If they do, Osama Bin Laden apparently missed the ClimateGate bruhaha.  Another audio tape from Bin Laden has been released today, and in it, the terror leader calls for a boycott of American goods and the dollar because of America's contribution to 'Global Warming'.

Is it just me, or is it weird that al Qaeda is triangulating like this?  Do I smell a faint whisp of desperation?  I guess all of the hard-core Islamic religious fanatics have all blown themselves up or been captured, so now Bin Laden is being forced to recruit a different type of religious fanatic - Gaia worshipping eco-terrorists.

Good luck with that.  Those eco-freaks are crazy.  Just be careful, they can turn on you in a heartbeat!

What's next with this guy - boycotting Whole Foods because they oppose the health care reform that his jihadis desperately need when their mission fails and they burn their bits off?  Maybe a sit-in at a cattle ranch to protest cow flatulence and the evil ways of decadent Western meat eaters?

Does this mean he will no longer accept that dirty middle eastern oil money for his terror plots?

I wonder if Bin Laden knows what the carbon footprint is on a suicide bomber.  Hey, perhaps now he will stop trying to obtain a dirty bomb because it it so environmentally reckless - after all, it's not so much a problem with killing millions of innocent civilians, it's about being a good steward of the environment!  Can you imagine the carbon offset credits he would have to buy?  What do you think the odds are that in his next video he will be munching granola and sporting a "Make love, not war" t-shirt?

Doesn't it sometimes feel like we're smack dab in the middle of a bad Twilight Zone episode?

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