This is a totally awesome scientific study:
Hmmmm...and to think we here in America are worried about nukes from Iran or N. Korea bringing about the apocalypse - silly Americans!
Well, at least we won't have to waste our tax dollars and coming public option on curing them. Do the undead count as Americans, or is that only in Chicago, where they have been valued voters for decades?
Swine Flu, zombies - same diff!